SEX AMMA: How to get a GF?

Q: Hey Amma I am studying in hotel management college and I have no girlfriend but I want to make one still there is no girl around me what do I do please tell me...?

Response: Appaa, the above would have been sucche simble query to answer if this macchi was studying in an engineering collage. You want to make a girlfriend, build one da; it's what those lads in engineering are doing. But the aforementioned chemeeen from chettinad is quite the desperado. So, here's hoping a transformation from Raj Koothrapalli to Charlie Sheen.

Little one,